I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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