im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
is that a dick in a sweater?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream