I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just puked most of my soul out..
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