I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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