He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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