She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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