Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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