Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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