It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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