guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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