Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.