the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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