Your mouth is God's brothel.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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