have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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