I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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