I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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