All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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