I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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