what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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