Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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