Buhtt sex?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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