yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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