And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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