you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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