we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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