covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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