so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
