I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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