I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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