there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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