the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just google imaged poop.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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