Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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