he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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