Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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