There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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