I wish i was in the wii world.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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