im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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