dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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