I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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