i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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