have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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