It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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