Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
