DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you didnt know i had herpes?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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