Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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