Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
