Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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