i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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