Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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