The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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