At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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