"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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