I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
