im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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