Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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