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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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