yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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