Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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