the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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