So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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