I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Randomize
